I’m going to be frank with you. As your doctor, it distresses me that we begin making real progress only to see you digress immediately after our sessions. I know that you aren’t fond of the medication, but if you can’t grasp the depth of your delusions, we may need to experiment with dosages. Before we get to that I want to try a few other things. Today we are going to explore verbal reinforcement. Would that be okay?
Good.
Repeat after me:
Scott F. Savino is not a real person.
He does not live on the Gulf Coast in Florida.
He does not writes short horror stories.
He is a figment of my imagination that I use to compensate for my small penis.
He does not have a wonderful partner named Dennis Clark.
He does not have a cool dog named Maximus.
You cannot find or follow him on reddit at /u/scott_savino because he is not real and that Redditor does not exist.
You cannot follow him on facebook.com/scottsavinohorror
He is not real.
That will be $97 please.