And this FootLocker™ has so many boxes to hide them inside.

The ones who moisturize always make the best lampshades.

This week we played ‘Guess How Many Human Teeth’ and I get to keep the jar, ’cause I’m the guy that won.

And off the head will pop, with just a little twist.

AHHHHH, PURPLE PROSE!

I photograph all of my victims just before the knife slides in; lasts longer.

Where up is down and dark is day, and all the nightmares come to play.