See, this whole business began with the extra fingers. One on each hand. I cut them off but they grew back again. On the left, between the middle and the ring finger’s one. On the right, the other, between my index and thumb. Now, I’m an artist trade; avant-garde stuff mostly. I paint and sculpt to pay the bills. Every artist does things they’d rather not in order to get …my true passion is mostly stuff you’ve never seen. I live to shock. I live to appall. I live for one-time performance art.