‘Jeffrey Dahmer’ is My Neighbor

My husband Daniel is the type that keeps to himself. He doesn’t talk to any of the neighbors whereas I’ve always been outgoing. Even as a kid, I liked to get to know people so I could understand them better. Understand what they’re feeling better. I can learn so much about people striking up a conversation…occasionally, I’ll meet someone I’d be best off avoiding…

My Neighbor Jim is a Smug Butthole

My neighbor got a Tesla. If I’m being honest, I love the car and hate it at the same time. Because I hate Jim. He’s a real prig. He parks it in the driveway instead of his garage. He even has one of those supercharger stations you see downtown. Had it installed right on the concrete of his driveway last week. That stupid thing must have cost him as much as a house. How ostentatious can you be Jim? You fat bastard.