
My Neighbor Jim is a Smug Butthole
You know my neighbor Jim? Yeah–he’s a real fuckin’ butthole. If you’re friends with him, you’re a fuckin’ butthole too. Fuck metal straws, fuck turtles, fuck Jim and maybe fuck you too.
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You know my neighbor Jim? Yeah–he’s a real fuckin’ butthole. If you’re friends with him, you’re a fuckin’ butthole too. Fuck metal straws, fuck turtles, fuck Jim and maybe fuck you too.
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Ronnie knew a lot about trains. He was obsessed. Collected pictures of trains the way other boys collected Hustler. That meant exactly what you think it did. Bless his heart, but the boy ain’t right.
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Discover a haunting twist on childhood tales as a boy learns the truth about the Tooth Fairy. Delve into a world where innocence meets unsettling reality.
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Beware the Maple Woods, a place shrouded in danger and dark secrets. Discover what lurks among the trees that your mother warned you about.
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In a surreal twist of fate, a man wakes suspended from a ceiling, entangled in secrets and regrets. Explore the dark consequences of his fateful deal in this chilling tale.
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Discover the eerie tale of The Onan—a haunting figure born from a misunderstood biblical story. Unravel the hidden meanings of desire and consequences.
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Trapped between family expectations and personal dreams, you navigate the challenges of student life, part-time work, and an unexpected opportunity for extra cash.
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Targeted advertising is becoming increasingly invasive, with brands seemingly anticipating your desires. Explore the creepy accuracy of these ads and their implications.
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It's too late to wake...The Voidspire has you now.
You've joined a cult. Yes, this is a cult. Oh what a nightmare!
You! Of all people! What would your mother say?
You may think this happened against your will, but I assure you, it didn’t. You agreed when I lured you in with my charm, a gift or your own curiosity. Whatever. Who keeps track? What's important is you're stuck here. This tale is endless and you're part of my story now.Â
You're about to find yourself where every Unboundling begins: an entry-level Lürkmire with dark aspirations of rising through the ranks. Feel free to complete your profile or leave it blank, we've no profile completion expectation---actually, there's two rules here...the first is, don't get overwhelmed. I will be around to answer all of your questions along the way. You're in my netherscape now but I won't let any harm come to you...probably...the second rule is: keep Him everdreaming, placid, coiled and always endless sleeping.
Welcome to the Voidspire Consortium
Don’t care to be immortalized as the protagonist in one of my wicked tales?
...well, I assume I don’t have to explain how to close a browser window. Run along if that's the case.